215 First Times

[mklutz]

Pack a picnic basket and some strawberry wine, because we are taking you guys down to the riverside in our dad's pick-up truck so we can say things like, "Just the tip — just the tip." That's right, /reporters, it's first times and first fandoms for everybody! MK waxes poetic about her seduction by Moon Princess Magic and Pru confesses her tawdry assignation with the agents down in the basement of the FBI.

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[druidspell]

There's even more horror to the furry pterodactyl porn saga. A year later, two of my sisters, the friend we tortured by reading him the SLO fic, and I were all in a taxi on our way to drink a gay bar out of business (you know, as you do). He was trying to explain to my sisters what a terrible person I am, and he mentioned the story, and the furry porn. Our cab driver was one of approximately two native English-speaking cab drivers in the city, and he was listening to our story. Not only had he seen the porn? HE HAD OPINIONS ABOUT IT. He told us about those opinions at length.

I lead a charmed and terrible life, you guys. There are things I've read, seen, heard, and done that cannot be unread, unseen, unheard, or undone.

The worst part? I still regret nothing.

[luckywitch]

Omg, the cab driver with opinions about the porn. I love it! Best.

[druidspell]

Also: 1st fandom - Mortal Kombat 2 (age 7).
1st fandom I wrote for - Mortal Kombat 2, terrible action-adventure gen that was never posted because this was written before my parents would let me on the Internet by myself. I hand-wrote it in my spiral notebook that I used for school. (It was so face-meltingly terrible, omg)
1st slash fandom - Digimon (age 12).
1st het fandom - Harry Potter (age 15).